Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your
personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order -- including size -- into the field below
and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders to find
out what they're really like.
Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate.
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