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Le Snoop Doggy Dogg in La Maison
by Jennifer
Feb 1, 2003
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I recently did a Google search on "Snoop Dogg" (don't ask) and happened to come across quite a few European sites for fans of the Dogg. This improves my opinion of Europeans. Here was I, thinking that the only thing they did over there was whine about American foreign policy -- little did I know they are supporters of the best genre of music ever created! World peace is achievable after all!

Anyway, I was interested to find out how a typical Snoop Dogg song translates. So I ran the lyrics from Snoop's magnum opus Doggy Dogg World through Google's English to French translator, then translated it back to English to see how it reads to the French. The results are below:

Doggy Dogg World (original) Monde De Doggy Dogg (from French translation)

We'd like to welcome y'all to the fabulous Carolina West
I own this motherfucker and my name is Taa-Dow
Y'all niggaz know who I am y'all niggaz tearin up shit
But we got somethin old, and somethin new for y'all tongiht
Put your hands together for Snoop Doggy Dogg

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
I'm hearin motherfuckers tryin to steal my flow
But it ain't no thang cause see my nigga Coolio
Put me up on the game when I step through the do'
Ya know, some of these niggaz is so deceptive
Usin my styles like a contraceptive
I hope ya get burnt, it seems ya havn't learnt
It's the nick nack patty wack, I still got the bigger sack
So put your gun away, run away, cuz i'm back (why?)
Hit em up, get em up, spit em up, now

Tell me what's goin on
It make me wanna holler, cuz my dollars come in ozones
Lone for the break-up, so take off your clothes
You think you got the bomb cuz I rolled you a joint
You'se a flea and i'm the big Dogg
I'll scratch you off my balls with my motherfuckin paws
Y'alls, niggaz, better recognize
And see where I'm comin from it's still East Side till I die
Why ask why? As the world keeps spinning to the D-O-Double-G-Y

It's a crazy mixed up world, it's a Doggy Dogg World
It's a Doggy Dogg World, it's a Doggy Dogg World
The Dogg's World

Well if you give me ten bitches then I'll fuck all ten
See my homey Snoop Doggy sippin juice and gin
Don't slip, I'm fo' to set trip, to get papers
Ya never find the bomb-a-rama then this Nigga behind ya
So peek-a-boo, clear the way, I'm coming through
I'm a G like that strapped with hit hard tactics
I wanna see some panties droppin
I'm comin from L.A., she used to chill with Dre up in Compton

Kurupt, the name's often marked for catchin slugs
and I smoke weed for the fuck of it
Ruff and rugged shit, it's unexplanitory how I gets wicked
Light shit up like Red Dawn
Murderin with rhymes packin Tec-9's for some action
You really don't know, do you, you fuckin wit a hog
You can't do me, I'm goin out looney like O-Dog

Tha Dogg Pound rocks the party (all night long)
Tell when (till the early morn)
It don't stop (and uh) it don't quit (for the)
The Dogg Pound clique (to drop the savvy Dogg shit)

So grab a seat and grab your gin and juice and check out the flow
Till I die I'm still screamin that (bitches ain't shit)
Now i'm the mack daddy, had he, not known about
the city where I'm from, dum diddy dum
As you groove to the gangster shit
Now as the Pound break it down with the gangsta funk
So I blaze up the chronic, so I can get high
I promise I'll smoke chronic till the day that I die

We like to welcome you very fabulous Caroline Western
I to have this motherfucker and my name Taa-Dow
Being you niggaz to know which I to be niggaz to tear you to the top shit
But to obtain something of old man, and something for you this evening
To put again your hand together for Snoop Doggy Dogg Dogg

Being like I looking at everywhere, and everywhere I going
I to be hearing motherfuckers to try to steal my flow
But isn't no thing because to see my nigga Coolio
Putting upwards on play when I to take a step through door
To know you, some these niggaz to be thus misleading
To employ my model like do a contraceptive
I hope you obtain flaring, it seems you did not learn
That it is the wack of small pie of nack of notch, I always obtained the larger bag
Thus put your left gun, run far, because I am back (why?)
To strike to the top, to obtain to the top, to spit upwards, now

To say what to be to go on top
It to encourage to want holler, because my dollar to come out of ozone
Alone for dissolution, thus to remove your clothing
Think you of obtaining bomb to you because I to roll to you a joint
To be a chip and I to be large Dogg
I to stripe to you in addition to my ball with my motherfuckin leg,
Niggaz, better to recognize
You and see where I to be to come to be motionless is side until I to die
Why ask why? As world to continue to turn D O doubles G

To be insane there to mix to the top world, to be Doggy Dogg world
Being Doggy Dogg world, to be Doggy Dogg world
Dogg' S world

Wells if you to give ten bitch then I to kiss all ten
To see my close friend Snoop Doggy sipping juice and juniper
Not to slip, I to be for placing voyage, to obtain paper models
Never to find you bend-a-rowed then this Nigga behind you
Thus blow of eye, to release manner, I to be to come through
I being one G like that to attach with hard blow tactical
Thus there I wanting to see some breeches dropping
I to be to come L.a., to employ to cool with DRE upwards in Compton

Kurupt, name often to mark for contagious ingot
And I to smoke bad for fuck
Ruff and rough shit, being not explained how I to obtain bad
Light shit upwards like red paddle piaulement,
To assassinate with rhyme to pack tce-9' S for some action
True not to know you, to do you, you fuckin with a pig
To be able you not to make, I to be to leave loony as the O-Dog

Delivers of Dogg rocks the part (all the night a long time)
Say when (that until the morning early)
It do not stop it (and uh) do not stop (for)
Thus clicks it of book of Dogg (to drop the shit savvy from Dogg)

Seize that a seat and seize your juniper and juice and check the electronic rocker of flow
Until I die always shout that (shit of aren't of bitch)
Now I am the dad nonknown
The city from where I am, dum diddy of dum
While you groove with the gangster shits
Maintaining gangster as the cut of book he downwards with the jitter of gangster
The flame of I to the top of the chronicle, thus I then to become high
I promise that I will smoke chronic until the day that I die

 

 

 
   
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