The following is a program I wrote while listening to gangsta rap. It doesn't actually run, but if it did it would mess yo shit up:

<?php

$timestamp = getdate("y");
echo("Dis is how we do it in $timestamp, muthafuckaz");

$west_coast_homies = array("Busta", "Jay-Z", "Ghostface Killa");
$east_coast_homies = array("WuTang", "DMX", "Xzibit");
$dead_homies = array("B.I.G.", "Big Pun", "Tupac");

$shit = array("cash", "hoes", "guns", "weed");
foreach ($shit)
{
    if ($your[$shit] > $my[$shit])
    {
        echo("bitch pleeze");
    }
}

while ($keepin_it_real == TRUE)
{
    get_drink_on($gin);
    get_smoke_on($blunt);
}

if (bitchez_be_frontin($bitch) == TRUE)
{
    foreach ($bitch)
    {
        pop_cap_in_ass($bitch);
        show_how_da_real_shit_is($bitch);
        slap_ya_hoe($bitch);
        $bitch = NULL;
    }
}

shout_out($west_coast_homies);
shout_out($east_coast_homies);
shout_out($dead_homies);

$dis_is_da_real_shit = TRUE;

?>