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| Osama |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Interested in meeting people for: |
Dating, Serious Relationship (Women or Attractive
Barnyard Animals ) |
| Status: |
Open Marriage |
| Age: |
47 |
| Occupation: |
Terrorist |
| Location: |
Detroit...haha...kidding...can't really say |
| Home Town: |
Riyadh |
| Interests: |
Slaughtering infidels, Al Qaeda, hanging
out in caves, square dancing, destroying
United States (and maybe England if they keep pissing
me off) |
| Favorite Music: |
Zain Bhika, Dawud Wharnsby Ali, Raihan,
Devo, Pet Shop Boys |
| Favorite Reading: |
Koran, Gore Vidal (not bad for a gay
infidel!), Terrorist Handbook, Nuclear Weapons
for Dummies, New York Times editorial page |
| Favorite TV Shows: |
I can only get an Italian sports station from the satellite
dish in my cave :( |
| About Me: |
I enjoy reading, hanging out with my wives, creating
terrorist plots to bring about the destruction of the
non-Muslim world, etc. I have traveled extensively, though
lately it's mostly been in the moutainous nether regions
of western Asia. BTW, if anyone has heard from Saddam
tell him to get in touch with me, I haven't heard from
him lately. |
| Who I Want to Meet: |
People who have access to high-grade plutonium |
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ReutersSteve,
9/29/01:
Some people say Osama is a mass-murdering
terrorist. Others say he's a freedom fighter.
Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to. |
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Parveen,
3/24/03:
My husband is a great man. I like him very
much. |
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Aabirah,
4/17/03:
My husband is gr8. We have lotsa fun. |
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Faraq,
4/17/03:
my husband is a cool d00d. his otha wives
r bitchez but i aint hatin'. |
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Bush,
12/17/03:
Hey Osama, what's up? I need your address
so that I can...umm...send you a Christmas
card. Let me know where you are these days
and I'll get it out right away. |
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