| Jennifer's
new blog.
Posted Apr 12, 2004
3:55 AM
What's
your 80's theme song?
Posted Feb 4, 2004
3:01 AM
Geek
tattoos. See people who have tattoos
of Quake and binary code.
Posted Feb 4, 2004
3:01 AM
Check
out the strange Flash man.
Posted Jan 19, 2004
7:38 AM
Adcritic
is back. I waste way too much time on
this site.
Posted Jan 4, 2004
3:28 AM
Nike
spams people with belligerent emails to
explain that they're not spammers. Nice.
Posted Dec 24, 2003
5:18 PM
Parents'
guide to buying presents. (via Geekpress).
Posted Dec 23, 2003
1:18 AM
Geek
Tattoos (via Geekpress).
Posted Dec 17, 2003
10:10 AM
Create
your own church sign.
Posted Dec 10, 2003
7:35 AM
Find out how
fast you can type with this typing test
on onlinecoversion.com.
Posted Dec 8, 2003
10:35 AM
Contact
the dead via the web.
Posted Dec 1, 2003
10:36 AM
Kind
of amusing magic game.
Posted Nov 26, 2003
10:04 AM
Create
your own petition. (via eljacek.com)
Posted Nov 19, 2003
3:09 PM
Create
your own South Park character.
Posted Nov 17, 2003
2:09 AM
Emails
that are sent out after you die. Somebody
thinks this is a good idea.
Posted Nov 12, 2003
2:25 PM
Worst
album covers of all time. I'm speechless.
Posted Nov 10, 2003
12:49 PM
What
movie do you belong in?
Posted Nov 6, 2003
12:49 PM
Look at this, some
creative guy came up with a Guide to Interpreting
Friendster Photos.
Posted Nov 6, 2003
12:49 PM
Extreme
pumpkin carving from Halloween weekend.
Posted Nov 3, 2003
1:00 AM
Chicago
Cubs to St. Louis Cardinals Fan Conversion
Form. (Scroll down.) Funny, even if
you're not into baseball.
Posted Oct 27, 2003
1:56 PM
The
creepy roving eye.
Posted Oct 27, 2003
1:56 PM
Cub's
SUCKcessories. Great for taunting your
favorite Cubs fan. This
one is my favorite.
Posted Oct 27, 2003
12:09 AM
The
World Beard Championships. Incredibly,
not a joke.
Posted Oct 23, 2003
12:45 AM
It's always refreshing to see celebrities
without makeup.
Posted Oct 2, 2003
12:04 AM
My
Commando Name is "Samurai Onion."
Catchy.
Posted Sept 26, 2003
1:00 AM
How
to talk like a pirate. This link also
has info about how you can get behind their
very worthy cause, establishing an International
Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Posted Sept 22, 2003
1:46 AM
Join
the movement to stop vegetable cruelty!
Posted Sept 17, 2003
1:30 AM
Translate
regular English to 12-year-old-on-AOL English
Posted Sept 15, 2003
8:30 AM
Productivity-killer
of the day, via Geekpress
Posted Sept 11, 2003
5:38 AM
Hipster
bingo
Posted Sept 9, 2003
12:03 AM
MIT's
OpenCourseWare is such a beautiful thing.
Kudos to MIT for taking the open-source
credo to the classroom.
Posted Sept 2, 2003
5:38 AM
What
level of Hell are you going to burn in
according to Dante's Inferno?
Posted Aug 29, 2003
5:30 AM
The
Economist's update on the Big Mac Index
Posted Aug 26, 2003
12:34 AM
Guide
to 2004 Democratic Presidential Nominees
courtesy of The Lemon.
Posted Aug 20, 2003
4:04 AM
Advances in technology have led to the
rise of "moblogging"
(Mobile Blogging). Here's an example
site.
Posted Aug 18, 2003
4:30 AM
Most
underrated movies. The fact that neither
Office Space nor Galaxy Quest wasn't on
here renders this whole thing null, but
it's still kind of amusing.
Posted Aug 13, 2003
2:39 AM
A
message to Bush from the San Francisco
Chronicle: "We watch you spin
and hype and rage and scrunch your face
in intense bogus prayer aimed at your bitter
and self-righteous and homophobic God as
your testes wither and weep." Unreal.
You have to read this to believe it. via
LGF
Posted Aug 10, 2003
2:09 AM
How
to install Windows XP in five hours or less.
Hilarious. via Geekpress.
Posted Aug 10, 2003
2:09 AM
DVD
special features nobody wants.
Posted Aug 6, 2003
11:29 AM
This
sure beats the Nigerian email spam I always
get. via Geekpress.
Posted Aug 6, 2003
11:29 AM
Katie
for President in 2036! This is so cute.
Found it on one of my new favorite sites,
Eject!Eject!Eject!.
Posted Aug 4, 2003
9:31 AM
The
Wall St. Journal goes to Iraq.
"Iraqis' greatest fear is that America
will cut and run."
Posted Jul 29, 2003
4:37 PM
Are
you on the list? Tech TV lists the Kazaa
users who can expect subpoenas from the
RIAA.
Posted Jul 29, 2003
3:17 AM
The
Flash cat. Just in case your mom hasn't
already forwarded this to you.
Posted Jul 28, 2003
9:03 AM
Maddox
on X-TREME Soynuts and Hardcore Jell-O.
Don't miss his new brand of banana chips.
Posted Jul 25, 2003
6:37 AM
The
Lemon exposes lies about the war.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
12:25 PM
Wikipedia
is what happens when you cross a blog and
an encyclopedia. Interesting concept.
Posted Jul 21, 2003
6:37 AM
Can
you find nine people in this picture?
Posted Jul 15, 2003
3:11 AM
Matrix
Ping Pong. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 14, 2003
1:08 PM
Do
men and women write differently? Some
scientists have written a program that can
determine an author's gender with 80% accuracy.
(via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 9, 2003
1:08 PM
"I
want to live in a country where the poor
people are fat." Dinesh D’Souza
on America.
Posted Jul 7, 2003
12:22 AM
Interesting points from both sides of the
gay marriage debate from Goldberg
and Sullivan.
Posted Jul 7, 2003
12:22 AM
QuorumCall.com
Conservative opinion for the 18-30 crowd.
Posted Jul 3, 2003
9:14 AM
The
meteor that may have changed the course
of human history The impact that may
have saved Christianity. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 1, 2003
3:04 AM
The
letter toy Type in your phrase in the
gray box on the top left and hit Enter.
Yet another zefrank
project.
Posted Jun 30, 2003
3:04 AM
XBox
hackers blackmail Microsoft
Posted Jun 30, 2003
3:04 AM
PuppetTool
Create your own animation. Check out their
other experiments at the bottom.
Posted Jun 26, 2003
1:36 PM
What
do your initials stand for? Run your
initials through the Acronym Finder. The
first thing that comes up for my
initials is an N'Sync band member. This
thing sucks.
Posted Jun 24, 2003
1:43 AM
Room
for rent - with one small catch A great
deal on a Manhattan apartment, as long as
you don't mind swarming bees.
Posted Jun 23, 2003
10:01 AM
College
kids drink lava lamp Evidently ingesting
antifreeze from a homemade lava lamp will
give you quite a stomach ache.
Posted Jun 23, 2003
10:01 AM
New
political blog
Supposedly this guy has the inside scoop
and lot of good insights. We'll see.
Posted Jun 23, 2003
10:01 AM
The
Confluence Project
An attempt to visit each of the latitude
and longitude integer degree intersections
in the world, and to take pictures at each
location.
Posted Jun 18, 2003
10:41 AM
How
to act like a 13-year-old girl in chatrooms
Teenage girls explain that asking if your
chat partner likes Led Zeppelin is a giveaway
that you're probably a 40-something FBI
agent. Like, duh. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jun 16, 2003
4:01 AM
Interesting
points about Medicare
A good speech by the Secretary of Health
and Human Services.
Posted Jun 16, 2003
4:01 AM
Another
fun Ze Frank drawing toy
Don't miss the kaleidoscope on the right.
Posted Jun 13, 2003
10:44 AM
The
Nigerian Email Conference
Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, leader of the
Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone,
shows you how to make money by email scams.
Posted Jun 13, 2003
10:44 AM
Play
Connect Four online
For those of you not even trying to get
anything done at work today. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jun 11, 2003
11:34 AM
Buzzword-O-Meter
Measure the buzzword density on any website.
Posted Jun 9, 2003
11:08 AM
Google
viewer
See your Google results as a slide show.
Posted Jun 9, 2003
11:08 AM
Road
trip through Iraq
Mark Steyn rents a car in Jordan and drives
around Saddam's old 'hood.
Posted Jun 5, 2003
12:45 AM
Interesting
career assessment tests
Scroll down for the free tests that help
you determine what you should do with your
career.
Posted Jun 4, 2003
6:12 AM
Send
emails "from" David Still
While you're at it, don't forget to reply
to some of his emails too.
Posted Jun 2, 2003
6:12 AM
Current
time across the world
See what time it is in Aklavik and Kiritimati.
Posted May 29, 2003
2:58 AM
Movie
trailers online
Putting your office's T1 connection to good
use. (via jaceonline)
Posted May 27, 2003
8:32 AM
A
park sign in Vancouver
This is cute. (via Geekpress)
Posted May 27, 2003
8:32 AM
A
picture of the Earth from Mars
Putting it all in perspective. Scroll down
to see Jupiter too. From space.com,
via Metafilter.
Posted May 22, 2003
5:32 PM
Extreme
kidnapping
Arrange to have yourself kidnapped. (I think
the people pictured on the front are supposed
to look tough and dangerous.)
Posted May 20, 2003
12:08 PM
How
to fake a hard day at the office
White collar slacking tips from the Wall
Street Journal. (via Geekpress)
Posted May 20, 2003
12:08 PM
County
in Oregon seeks Klingon interpreter
Posted May 13, 2003
8:29 PM
A
bunch of cool Flash games
Click on the "AMUSEMENTS" squares
on the left. A couple of them are tired
Bush/Blair jokes and one is a bit risqué,
but overall they're really well-done little
games.
Posted May 12, 2003
2:09 AM
Snoop
Dogg at Arby's (WMV video)
The Doggfather works the drive-thru window
at Arby's. Possibly the funniest thing you'll
ever see.
Posted May 8, 2003
12:34 PM
Weight
Watchers recipes from 1974
All the fancy photography in the world can't
make the Chicken
Liver Bake or the Jellied
Tomato Refresher look good.
Posted May 7, 2003
12:34 PM
Interesting
spam study
A scientific look at how spammers get email
addresses and how to avoid spam. Don't miss
the Conclusions at the bottom.
Posted May 5, 2003
6:12 AM
Ye
Newe York Times covers the Revolutionary
War
Ye Times keeps an eye on the "neo-Federalists"
while lamenting the "hollow victory."
(via jaceonline)
Posted May 3, 2003
3:04 AM
The
political quiz
Interestingly, I got a 24.
Posted May 2, 2003
2:58 AM
Band
photos that suck
Click on the band photos for comments from
the editor.
Posted Apr 30, 2003
5:08 AM
Hollywoodhalfwits.com
A collection of ridiculous celebrity quotes.
Don't miss the Hall of Halfwits on the left.
(via jaceonline)
Posted Apr 30, 2003
5:08 AM
Bush
prank calls UN
The Lemon is on the scene to cover this
breaking news.
Posted Apr 28, 2003
11:23 AM
Write
your own subtitles
This is great. Click on "Make and Send
Your Movie" on the left.
Posted Apr 24, 2003
10:11 AM
Day
by Day
Like Doonesbury but funny.
Posted Apr 28, 2003
11:23 AM
Treasury
of quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister
Classic quotes from the most entertaining
figure in the war, courtesy of welovethe
iraqiinformation
minister.com.
Posted Apr 21, 2003
12:56 PM
Celebrity
mug shots
Posted Apr 17, 2003
3:02 AM
Airtoons
Learn how to handle air emergencies like
sitting
next to dwarfs, party
people, and frontin'
sharks.
Posted Apr 14, 2003
8:19 AM
Politically
correct fairy tales
Gather the family around and read about
how politically correct children Hansel
and Gretel chose to be eaten in order to
respect the witch's cultural traditions.
Posted Apr 10, 2003
6:14 PM
The
Lemon on De Genova's comments
My new favorite quote: "How much education
do you need before you're smart enough to
cheer for your own side in a war?"
Posted Apr 7, 2003
2:00 AM
Tongue
Tied
A website dedicated to pointing out censorship
from the PC crowd.
Posted APR 7, 2003
2:00 AM
New
names for Iraq?
Jonah Goldberg suggests some names to set
the mood for the new Iraq.
Posted Apr 8, 2003
6:48 AM
Et
tu, BBC?
Bias at the BBC's World Service.
Posted Apr 17, 2003
3:02 AM
"This
war could last for decades."
A collection of media and politican predictions
about how the war would go.
Posted Apr 10, 2003
6:14 PM
Who's
Smarter?
A comparison of the resumes of celebrities
and the political figures they call "stupid"
by Hollywood
Peace.
Posted Apr 7, 2003
2:00 AM
More
on Moore
The Wall Street Journal weighs in on Bowling
for Columbine: "Some of the fact-bending
and omissions could charitably be chalked
up to really sloppy research. Others show
a willful aversion to the truth."
Posted APR 3, 2003
6:45 PM
"Dig
up your rubbish, it’s contaminating
our soil"
That's what French vandals have to say about
the graves of British soldiers who died
fighting in France.
Posted APR 3, 2003
6:45 PM
Top
100 April Fool's Day hoaxes
My favorite is the Taco Liberty Bell.
Posted APR 1, 2003
11:09 AM
The
truth about Bowling for Columbine
David Hardy reveals Michael Moore's creative
genius when it comes to facts and editing.
Don't miss the comparison
of Heston's actual speech to that which
Moore used in the film.
Posted Mar 31, 2003
11:09 AM
The
Lemon
A pretty funny parody of The Onion. (via
Geekpress).
Posted Mar 31, 2003
11:09 AM
Blog
from Baghdad
Thoughts and comments from an Iraqi living
in Baghdad. Most experts agree that it's
probably
legit.
Posted Mar 28, 2003
8:36 AM
|
Things
that are true
More hilarious insight from Jeff Kay.
Posted Mar 17, 2003
4:40 PM
Mapping
social networks via email patterns
Wouldn't you love to see one of these for
your company?
Posted Mar 28, 2003
8:36 AM
Presidents
lists & records
Some interesting stats about U.S. Presidents.
Posted Mar 17, 2003
2:43 AM
Simple
answers to stupid questions
Really funny. The first few are the best.
Posted Mar 14, 2003
12:59 PM
New
words
A great list of newly coined words, including
"leather spinster," "post-mortem
divorce," and "gaydar." (via
Memepool)
Posted Mar 14, 2003
12:59 PM
Eat
An Animal for PETA Day
These guys should coordinate with Maddox.
(Via Jaceonline)
Posted Mar 14, 2003
12:59 PM
Craigslist:
Lord of the Rings Tribute Band Forming
"Do you really think after spending
over 10 years creating an entire mythology
from the ground up Tolkien would want some
pussy shit like Enya as the soundtrack?"
(via Best
of Craigslist)
Posted Mar 11, 2003
12:35 PM
Censorship
Jesse Jackson doesn't want to hear what
Amir Taheri has to say.
Posted Mar 11, 2003
12:35 PM
Play
Trivial Pursuit online
Posted Mar 10, 2003
10:07 AM
Starting
fire with ice
Cool survival tips from Primitive
Ways.
Posted Mar 5, 2003
5:01 PM
Video
from the NYC anti-war protests
Evan Maloney conducts interviews at a peace
rally. Pretty funny stuff. (via
Pigeonfarm)
Posted Mar 5, 2003
5:01 PM
Breakfast
from hell
"Swanson's new breakfast takes it to
a level which previously could only be achieved
by eating entire alternate universes made
only of prosciutto." (via
Cruel.com)
Posted Mar 4, 2003
11:58 AM
Flash
mind-reader
I *finally* figured out how this works.
Whew! It was driving me crazy for a while.
Posted Mar 3, 2003
4:27 PM
Test
your reaction time
See how fast your reflexes are. (via
GeekPress)
Posted Mar 3, 2003
1:05 PM
What
Europeans think about one another
A hilarious chart from The eXile's "18
Ways to Hate Your Neighbor: Europe's Lesson
to the World."
Posted Feb 28, 2003
10:40 PM
Cool
Flash toy
Make drawings with a Flash "marker".
(via Richard S.)
Posted Feb 27, 2003
10:43 AM
Googlism
Type in the name of any person, place, thing,
or event and find out what Google has to
say about it. Really fun stuff.
Posted Feb 26, 2003
10:58 AM
An
Iraqi's message to anti-war protestors
"Will you decry the hypocritical oil
and arms commerce of France, Germany, Russia,
and China with the butcher of Baghdad? Or
are you only against US interests in Iraqi
oil?"
Posted Feb 28, 2003
1:40 PM
Danger
symbols reviewed
Lore Sjoberg suggests that the symbol for
Corrosive seems to say, "Maybe
just the first drop eats through flesh like
a caterpillar on a mulberry leaf, and the
rest is okay."
Posted Feb 24, 2003
2:50 AM
Why
liberal talk radio doesn't work
Jonah Goldberg on Al Franken's new show.
Posted Feb 26, 2003
10:58 AM
Maddox
on Daredevil
Another Maddox gem where I have no idea
what movie he's talking about but love the
review anyway.
Posted Feb 22, 2003
12:03 AM
Who's
weirder: Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson?
ESPN asks, "Who's the biggest nut job
in pop culture?" (via
jaceonline)
Posted Feb 20, 2003
10:18 PM
ThriftDeluxe
You'll never have to shop for gifts for
friends again once you find out how to make
a lamp out of a cheese grater. (via
Memepool)
Posted Feb 17, 2003
8:22 AM
The
anti-Valentine's Day cards
A collection of pissy Valentine's Day cards,
including "You'll Do" and "Please
Don't Reproduce." (via
Metafilter)
Posted Feb 14, 2003
3:32 PM
Mark
Steyn on the American way
"World coverage of U.S. affairs is
taking on the same stunted perspective as
the old showbiz joke beloved of failed actors:
It is not necessary that I succeed, only
that my friends fail."
Posted Feb 12, 2003
3:04 PM
Lord
of the Rings wedding outfits
This is really surprising -- I didn't know
Lord of the Rings fanatics ever met
anyone of the opposite sex.
Posted Feb 12, 2003
2:35 PM
Vegan
cats
Only in America. Vegan pet food, along with
tips for converting your pet to veganism.
(via The
WVSR )
Posted Feb 9, 2003
8:15 PM
Rent
My Chest
I'm speechless. (ViaThe
WVSR )
Posted Feb 5, 2003
12:45 PM
"The
State of My Fat Ass"
The online diary of Jeff Kay, who put up
a site "due to the shortage of amateur
websites produced by assholes who consider
themselves to be clever."
Posted Feb 5, 2003
12:45 PM
Are
the media liberal?
NRO debates the question of liberal bias
in the media.
Posted Feb 5, 2003
12:45 PM
Lord
of the Rings as a Humphrey Bogart movie
This is really impressive. Now we know what
it would have looked like if Lord of the
Rings had been made in the 40s. (ViaMemepool)
Posted Jan 30, 2003
7:34 AM
Evil
lair shop
Are you an evil villain who needs a place
to hide from the forces of good? Simply
go to villainsupply.com
and choose from the Budget Lair with Mini-Dome,
Under Sea City, or the Subterranean Island
Base with Optional Volcano Upgrade.
Posted Jan 27, 2003
10:05 AM
Japanese
emoticons
Instead of :-) they do (^_^). (via
either Fark
or GeekPress
-- can't remember)
(Posted 1/27/03 10:05
AM)
Ninja
Massage Therapist
More funny stuff from Lore
Sjöberg.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48
AM)
The
world in 1902
Really interesting statistics about life
at the beginning of the last century. (via
Geekpress)
(Posted 2/3/03 7:02
AM)
Ann
Coulter on race-based admissions
Coulter points out that "everyone treats
constitutional law as if it is an ongoing
referendum about various public policy issues."
(Posted 1/28/03 7:27
PM)
Most
Annoying Liberals of 2002
Now there's a contest with some tough competition.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48
AM)
NASDAQ
heat map
View the price of companies in the NASDAQ-100
Index at a glance.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48
AM)
REPEAT:
Bookworm game
I've already posted this but had to put
it up again since I know some people missed
it. This is probably the most popular link
I've put up yet. Be warned: it's more addictive
than crack.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48
AM)
Best
of Craigslist
The best content from the famous San Francisco
message board. Some of my favorites:
- looking
for folks to join me in using turn signals
- Looking
to exchange girlfriend for peace of mind
- Desperately
seeking a new 49ers kicker
- I
need mono
(posted 1/16/03 12:20
PM)
"Why
I Lost My Job as a Movie Tagline Writer"
Hilarious. The Jaws II one kills me.
(posted 1/10/03 4:23
PM)
If
famous writers wrote books that were anagrams
of their names
More anagram humor.
(posted 1/10/03 4:23
PM)
Fun
brain teasers from the "High IQ Society"
Here's one: How totally annoying and
insecure do you have to be to want to join
an organization called the "High IQ
Society"? The puzzles are cool
though.
(posted 1/8/03 12:16
PM)
Best
inventions of 2002
If you can get past the ridiculous photo
on the main page, there's some interesting
stuff in there.
(Posted 1/8/03 12:16
PM)
Billboards
in Tehran
An interesting look at ads in Iran.
(Posted 1/2/03 8:34
PM)
Jen's
collection of pregnancy info
For all you moms out there.
(Posted 5/2/04 8:34
PM)
Bonsai
Potato
Why mess with real Bonsai trees when you
can just use moldy vegetables?
(posted 1/2/03 8:34
PM)
Anagram
generator
According to the site, "anagrams never
lie." The first one listed for Buttafly:
A BUTT FLY. This thing sucks.
(Posted 12/29/02 12:04
AM)
Business
card cartoons
Some guy who draws cartoons on the back
of business cards. (via Memepool)
(posted 12/29/02 12:04
AM)
Alanis
lyrics generator
Some genius should do one of these for hatemail.
(posted 12/29/02 12:04
AM)
Fly
Guy
So simple but so entertaining. (via Blogdex)
(posted 12/29/02 12:04
AM)
Excel
games
Finally, games in a format that make it
look like you're actually doing work. (via
GeekPress,
of course.)
(posted 12/16/02 2:06
AM)
Great
Churchill quotes
(posted 12/16/02 2:06
AM)
Unique
gift idea
This isn't a paid ad, I just bought a Venus
Flytrap from these guys and think it's great.
(posted 12/16/02 2:06
AM)
Send
this to all your friends who send you chain
letters
A not-so-subtle hint (turn on your speakers).
(posted 12/10/02 11:23
AM)
Alice
in Wonderland word associations
Very, very cool. (posted
12/10/02 11:23 AM)
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Society
Check the latest high-stakes tournaments
and learn advanced
strategies. (posted
12/4/02 11:23 AM)
TuckerMax.com
A guy who put up a website to allow women
to fill out an application to date him.
Be sure to check out his Studio Pictures.
(posted 12/3/02 11:23
AM)
Mini-Putt
Another great game from GeekPress.
(posted 11/26/02 2:23
AM)
Quotes
from Office Space
A collection of quotes from the best movie
ever made. (posted
11/26/02 2:23 AM)
Spot
the hoax photo
See if you can tell the difference between
real and Photoshopped pictures. Get enough
right and you can advance to the next level.
(via Geekpress).
(posted 11/26/02 2:23
AM)
Another
great game
Make the Smug Guy's Head Explode. Turn on
your speakers to get the full effect. (via
Fark).
(posted 11/18/02 1:50
PM)
Radial
Pong
Those of you actually trying to be productive
today are going to hate me for posting this.
(via Geekpress).
(posted 11/15/02 1:24
AM)
Know
your nerds
Maddox reveals the secret hierarchy of nerds.
(posted 11/15/02 1:03
AM)
Oops
Fox News anchor slips up while talking about
Jennifer Lopez. (via Fark)
(posted 11/11/02 2:14
AM)
The
Phobia List
I didn't see a phobia of listening to stupid
people talk on there, but I live in fear
of that every day. (Scroll down for list).
(posted 11/11/02 2:13
AM)
Photos
from the Wellstone "funeral"
Stunning. (Posted
11/11/02 2:11 AM)
Democrats
vs. Republicans
A simple statement from jaceonline
that will probably ring true with a lot
of people. (Posted
11/11/02 2:10 AM)
Somebody
has actually patented swinging sideways
From youmaybenext.com,
a site letting people know that some company
claims to have patented selling anything
online. (Posted 11/11/02
2:10 AM)
Vin
Diesel considering starring in a MUSICAL
This cannot be true. God does not hate us
this much. (posted
11/11/02 2:14 AM)
Karaoke
Dictionary
"Audio clips from online dictionaries
sing the hits of yesterday and today. The
fun of karaoke meets the word power of the
dictionary." (Posted
11/2/02 5:34 AM)
Odds
of dying
Interesting facts about the odds of dying
from various causes. (Posted
11/2/02 5:34 AM)
Flash
turntables
Mix up albums by everyone from Biz Markie
to Dolly Parton. Really impressive stuff.
(via k10k)
(posted 10/28/02 5:34 AM)
"Kill
the Popups" game
Don't miss the soundtrack -- turn on your
speakers. (posted
10/28/02 5:34 AM)
Saddam's
to-do list
The plans of the busy dictator, brought
to you by the Daily Probe.
(posted 10/23/02 4:32 PM)
Dictators
& Sitcom characters
This endlessly amusing game will guess the
dictator or sitcom character you're thinking
of by asking you a few questions.
(posted 10/18/02 12:03 PM)
Wonderful
time waster
A cute word game that makes it easy to waste
a lot of time. (via
Madville)
(posted 10/14/02 2:52 AM)
Fried
Twinkies
Wow. (via Fark)
(posted 10/16/02 1:32 PM)
My
cat hates you
(posted 10/14/02 3:23
PM)
"31
flavors of ass kicking with a side of beat-down"
I don't like video games but think Maddox's
ode to Contra III is hilarious. (posted
10/8/02 2:52 AM)
GoogleFight
Let Google be the judge. (via GeekPress)
(posted 10/6/02 4:16
PM)
Timeline
of war
An amazing volume of information. (posted
10/6/02 2:45 PM)
Hilarious
responses to a Love@AOL ad placed by "metalchick"
The page takes a while to load but is well
worth it. (posted
10/6/02 2:45 PM)
|
Unlikely
presidential biographies
Fark.com users compete to see who can come
up with the most unlikely presidential book.
(Scroll down). (posted
10/2/02 3:24 AM)
Two great Goldberg articles
In this
article and this
article Jonah Goldberg addresses each
of the common arguments against invading
Iraq. (posted 10/4/02
1:29 PM)
Chick
flicks vs. Macho movies
A great comparison. (posted
10/2/02 3:03 AM)
POLL
RESULTS: Popularity of GOP vs. Dems
A recent Gallup poll had some surprising
results. (posted 09/30/02
2:25 PM)
Pave-France.org
An organization dedicated to paving France
to make more parking spaces for Euro-Disney.
(via Metafilter)
(posted 09/17/02
7:01 PM)
You're
invited!
The Iraq E-vite.
(posted 09/17/02 5:58 PM)
Alarm
clock adjusts itself based on traffic conditions
I never thought I'd have anything positive
to say about an alarm clock, but this is
pretty cool. (via GeekPress)
(posted 09/24/02
4:21 PM)
Read
the reviews for this product
(posted 09/16/02
1:58 AM)
I
hate people!
This
chick has made almost $10,000 since
June. (posted 09/08/02
2:58 PM)
MP3
Case Study: Wilco
See what happens when a band makes their
entire new ablum available online before
it's released. (posted
09/05/02 12:58 PM)
WaitAllDay.com
Finally, a site that's a bigger waste of
time than mine! (Notice the status bar in
the bottom left of your browser.)
(posted 09/04/02 3:38 AM)
Moon
landing a hoax!
Shocking new proof of government cover-up.
(posted 09/03/02
4:01 PM)
Blogs
suck
Funny, and very true. There are some exceptions
to this rule, but not many.
(posted 09/03/02 3:56 PM)
A
primer on political correctness
A guide for new students at UT (my alma
mater). Love the photos.
(Posted 08/30/02 1:43 PM)
The
cult of multiculturalism
A good article I found on jaceonline.
(Posted 08/28/02
11:59AM)
A
pricelist for celebrity appearances
For the right price you could get Rob Zombie
and Aretha Franklin to play your next party.
(Posted 08/27/02
4:19AM)
A
history of Michael Jackson's face
Not a site to visit while eating.
(Posted 08/19/02 4:17AM)
Death
to Spam
A guide to dealing with unwanted email.
(posted 08/16/02
5:34PM)
Diary
of a redneck neighbor
A man chronicles his life after a redneck
moved in next door.
(posted 08/09/02 6:02PM)
Sponsor
a vegetarian
The Maddox creed: "For every animal
you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."
(posted 08/05/02 12:47AM)
Cool
site
This is one of those sites that I have no
idea what it's for, but it's REALLY well-done.
(posted 08/09/02
5:51PM)
John
Holmes: An MIT science guy with an unfortunate
name
This guy was a friend of a friend of mine
-- very conservative and religious. It was
always hilarious to hear about the emails
he got from people who thought he was the
famous porn star.
(posted 08/05/02 12:43AM)
The
entire works of Shakespeare translated into
a single bar code
This is really cool. Click on any part of
it to drill down. (posted
08/04/02 5:55PM)
Secret
Sony letters prove rampant racism
Modern Humorist proves that Michael Jackson
was really on to something. (posted
08/03/02 4:23PM)
A
review of I Am Sam...
...by someone who was smart enough not to
actually watch it. (posted
08/01/02 7:02PM)
A
guy reviews his coworkers' kids' artwork
This is hilarious. (posted
07/31/02 7:50PM)
Find
speed traps in your city
(posted 07/31/02 1:37PM)
American
hackers keep shutting down terrorist websites
This
was once the official al Qaeda website.
(posted 07/30/02 5:17PM)
LESSON: How to write
a biased article
1) First take a look at the results of this
poll that was taken recently: click
here.
2) Then read the article the Washington
Post wrote about it and observe their struggle
to find a negative way to spin the results:
click
here.
(posted 07/30/s02 10:02AM)
Music
that's beamed straight into your head --
that only you can hear
Man, you could really mess with people with
this thing. (posted
07/29/02 12:04PM)
Get
a map of the distribution of your last name
You can only try it three times for free,
so choose the last names you input wisely.
And be sure to choose the "All Years"
option. (posted 07/27/02
7:49PM)
Get
a map of the distribution of your last name
You can only try it three times for free,
so choose the last names you input wisely.
And be sure to choose the "All Years"
option. (posted 07/27/02
7:49PM)
Sounds
like I missed a great speech
Inspired by this woman, I officially renounce
capitalizing my name since it is an "invalid
social construct." (posted
07/26/02 2:16PM)
Cool
historical map collection
A ton of rare historical maps to look through.
(posted 07/26/02 5:25AM)
I love it when life imitates The Onion
Compare this
real article to this
Onion article. Awesome. (posted
07/25/02 1:25PM)
Track
your Congress member
Get notified any time your Representatives
and Senators say anything on the floor of
Congress. (Posted
07/24/02 5:10PM)
The
Ninja Dispatch
Smite your enemies via email. (posted
07/24/02 5:01PM)
Internet
privacy diagnostic test
See what anyone can find out about your
computer (see all 7 steps on the left bar).
(posted 07/24/02 12:31AM)
Track
the growth of the Internet
Watch the internet grow in real-time. (posted
07/24/02 12:23AM)
The
mirror project
A website devoted to people taking pictures
of themselves in the mirror. (posted
07/24/02 12:11AM)
Jonah
Goldberg: Beware using clichés as
arguments
(posted 07/24/02 12:39AM)
New
Onion archives
You can now read the best of The Onion's
News in Brief blurbs. (posted
07/24/02 12:19AM)
Lost
a lot of money in the market crash?
Some good advice. (posted
07/24/02 12:11AM)
Ass-O-Tron
Put an ass on any
website. (posted
07/19/02 5:19PM)
The
Google timeline
The story of 2001 told by Google search
patterns. (posted
07/19/02 5:25PM)
The
platform that could have won
Al Gore chooses from the Mexican wrestling
league for his running mate. (posted
07/19/02 5:12PM)
The
1,000 Journals Project
1,000 blank journals traveling from hand
to hand around the world. (posted
07/19/02 5:19PM)
The
5K Awards
A contest for web pages whose size is less
than 5 kilobytes. (posted
07/16/02 10:23AM)
Googlewhacking
A game using Google where the goal is to
enter two words into the search engine that
will produce one result. (posted
07/16/02 10:20AM)
The
Bullshit Generator
Don't go to your next meeting without this.
(posted 07/16/02 10:12AM)
Colorgenics
Tells you about your personality based on
the colors you like. (posted
07/16/02 10:12AM)
Ninja
Burger
"Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes
or less, or we commit Seppuku!" (posted
07/12/02 10:18AM)
Interesting
thoughts on the wage gap
A different perspective that might make
some people feel better. (posted
07/12/02 10:14AM)
Cool
design site
I'm not sure what the site is about, but
it's really well-designed. (posted
07/12/02 10:13AM)
The
Onion radio archives
For those of us who just can't get enough
of The
Onion. (posted
07/12/02 10:12AM)
Design
for Chunks
Ultra-hip designers compete for a redesign
of airline barf bags. Here's
one example. (posted
07/12/02 10:10AM)
Hidden
message in headstone
(posted 07/10/02 6:45AM)
The
Oracle of Bacon
Play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon online.
(posted 07/10/02 6:30AM)
Dispute
about inmate's gender
A confusing but funny news item. (posted
07/10/02 6:30AM)
Jedi
Guys
This is what happens when Star Wars fans
have too much time on their hands. Hilarious.
(posted 07/10/02 6:43AM)
Fast
food fat/calorie chart
You probably didn't want to know, but this
is a handy reference. (posted
07/10/02 6:40AM)
SatireWire's
commentary on Bush
(posted 07/10/02 6:33AM)
Airport
security survey
(posted 07/08/02 11:15AM)
Create-a-Fart
Great juvenile humor. (posted
07/08/02 1:43PM)
Cool
tool for AIM users
If you use AOL's Instant Messenger, add
SmarterChild to your buddy list. (posted
07/08/02 1:44PM)
Pop-up
Stopper
A free tool that prevents those annoying
ads from popping up. (posted
07/08/02 1:44PM)
Crack
passwords on Excel spreadsheets
This is a handy tool if you ever need to
get to the contents of a protected Excel
worksheet that you don't have the password
for. (posted 07/08/02
1:51PM)
A
tribute to wine in the box
Those of us who judge wines by the picture
on the box will appreciate this. (posted
07/08/02 1:45PM)
|
A
Beginner's Guide to Malt Liquor
A hilarious matrix comparing various malt
liquor brands. (posted
07/06/02 5:15AM)
Work
with someone who always uses speakerphone?
Send annoying coworkers who always use speakerphone
in an open office an anonymous tip to tell
them to cut it out. (posted
07/06/02 5:12AM)
B-Movie
Glossary
Definitions like "1999-2000: time period
during which the Earth was supposed to fall
into dystopian barbarism, possibly involving
homicidal cyborgs and/or the official reclassification
of Los Angeles as 'hell on Earth.'"(posted
07/06/02 5:10AM)
The
Couric/Coulter interview
Katie Couric interviews Ann Coulter, who
slammed her in her recent book. (posted
07/06/02 5:12AM)
Am
I *** or Not?
Bizarre, hilarious, often thinly-disguised
political commentary. Some of my favorites:
- Am
I DRUNK or NOT?
- Am
I A GLAMFAG WANNA BE or NOT?
- Am
I A FLOATING HEAD or NOT?
- Am
I A NINJA or NOT?
- Am
I YODA or NOT?
(posted 07/06/02 5:07AM)
Outlook
2000 hidden credits/game
(posted 07/06/02 4:57AM)
A
Linux story
Anyone who has tried to use Linux's productivity
tools can probably relate. (posted
07/02/02 1:50AM)
Origami
boulders
Your chance to own an origami boulder. Don't
miss the FAQ, which includes the artist's
haiku: "Buy wadded paper / from very
famous artist / and then you like it."
(posted 07/02/02 1:57AM)
Zombo
So pointless, it's amusing. (posted
07/02/02 1:20AM)
The
Bad As Shit Project
A tribute to "baaaad-ass muthafuckaz"
with a James Brown soundtrack. (posted
06/27/02 7:27PM)
Don't
go to your next meeting without this
Bullshit Bingo - connect the buzzwords and
win! (posted 06/26/02
7:16PM)
Wedding
guests accidentally see bestiality video
Amazingly, not an urban legend. (posted
06/25/02 11:07PM)
When
Office Supplies Attack
Vengeful pencils, swarming mice, and evil
staplers on the prowl. (posted
06/27/02 7:27PM)
The
Brick Testament
A detailed, often ribald, account of the
Bible. As seen through LEGO'S. (posted
06/26/02 2:27PM)
Bud
Light salutes male football cheerleaders
(MP3)
A tribute to a different kind of man in
uniform. (posted 06/25/02
11:07PM)
The
beer quiz
Challenge: match each label to the correct
bottle style. (posted
06/25/02 11:06PM)
View
the source on this page
Hidden programmer humor. (Posted
06/25/02 11:03PM)
Spam
rap
The winner of a contest to make a rap song
using only phrases from actual spam emails.
(Posted 06/25/02 3:52PM)
Funny
T-shirts
This isn't a paid ad, I just think these
shirts are hilarious. (Posted
06/25/02 11:06PM)
American
history
An interactive glimpse into the world of
the nation's forefathers. Who knew? (posted
06/25/02 12:43AM)
Triumph
the Insult Comic Dog covers Star Wars: Episode
II
Ebert & Roeper got nothin'. (Posted
06/25/02 1:52AM)
Ever
received that email from "Hahaha"?
A message to its sender from ze
frank. (Posted
06/25/02 1:50AM)
Pud
from FuckedCompany like you've never seen
him before
One comment on the message board was, "I
tried to explain to my friend what an 'assclown'
was...and now I have a full length video
demo to show him. Thanks, man." (Windows
Media Player required) (Posted
06/25/02 1:40AM)
The
man behind that inspirational billboard
campaign
Seen those "Courage: Pass It On"
billboards brought to you by the Foundation
for a Better Life? It's all very quietly
funded by Philip Anschutz, one of the richest
men in America. (Posted
06/25/02 1:36AM)
Brad:
The Game
Choose Your Own Adventure gone horribly
wrong. Don't miss the background
on the characters. (Posted
06/25/02 1:18AM)
A
shallow chick's email to friends about a
date
An intercepted email posted on FuckedCompany.com
that started a firestorm of nasty posts
and discussion. (Posted
06/25/02 1:03AM)
Russians
hackers' theory on World Cup defeat
Russian hackers hacked into the network
at the Japanese stadium and claim they were
using a magnetic force field to bend the
ball. (Posted 06/25/02
1:03AM)
The
Dick List
A message board where women talk trash about
ex-boyfriends. Brought to you by disgruntledhousewife.com
(posted 06/24/02 1:36AM)
A
list of New Year's resolutions
Why didn't I think of these? (Posted
06/24/02 1:36AM) |
