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Jennifer's new blog.
Posted Apr 12, 2004 3:55 AM

What's your 80's theme song?
Posted Feb 4, 2004 3:01 AM

Geek tattoos. See people who have tattoos of Quake and binary code.
Posted Feb 4, 2004 3:01 AM

Check out the strange Flash man.
Posted Jan 19, 2004 7:38 AM

Adcritic is back. I waste way too much time on this site.
Posted Jan 4, 2004 3:28 AM

Nike spams people with belligerent emails to explain that they're not spammers. Nice.
Posted Dec 24, 2003 5:18 PM

Parents' guide to buying presents. (via Geekpress).
Posted Dec 23, 2003 1:18 AM

Geek Tattoos (via Geekpress).
Posted Dec 17, 2003 10:10 AM

Create your own church sign.
Posted Dec 10, 2003 7:35 AM

Find out how fast you can type with this typing test on onlinecoversion.com.
Posted Dec 8, 2003 10:35 AM

Contact the dead via the web.
Posted Dec 1, 2003 10:36 AM

Kind of amusing magic game.
Posted Nov 26, 2003 10:04 AM

Create your own petition. (via eljacek.com)
Posted Nov 19, 2003 3:09 PM

Create your own South Park character.
Posted Nov 17, 2003 2:09 AM

Emails that are sent out after you die. Somebody thinks this is a good idea.
Posted Nov 12, 2003 2:25 PM

Worst album covers of all time. I'm speechless.
Posted Nov 10, 2003 12:49 PM

What movie do you belong in?
Posted Nov 6, 2003 12:49 PM

Look at this, some creative guy came up with a Guide to Interpreting Friendster Photos.
Posted Nov 6, 2003 12:49 PM

Extreme pumpkin carving from Halloween weekend.
Posted Nov 3, 2003 1:00 AM

Chicago Cubs to St. Louis Cardinals Fan Conversion Form. (Scroll down.) Funny, even if you're not into baseball.
Posted Oct 27, 2003 1:56 PM

The creepy roving eye.
Posted Oct 27, 2003 1:56 PM

Cub's SUCKcessories. Great for taunting your favorite Cubs fan. This one is my favorite.
Posted Oct 27, 2003 12:09 AM

The World Beard Championships. Incredibly, not a joke.
Posted Oct 23, 2003 12:45 AM

It's always refreshing to see celebrities without makeup.
Posted Oct 2, 2003 12:04 AM

My Commando Name is "Samurai Onion." Catchy.
Posted Sept 26, 2003 1:00 AM

How to talk like a pirate. This link also has info about how you can get behind their very worthy cause, establishing an International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Posted Sept 22, 2003 1:46 AM

Join the movement to stop vegetable cruelty!
Posted Sept 17, 2003 1:30 AM

Translate regular English to 12-year-old-on-AOL English
Posted Sept 15, 2003 8:30 AM

Productivity-killer of the day, via Geekpress
Posted Sept 11, 2003 5:38 AM

Hipster bingo
Posted Sept 9, 2003 12:03 AM

MIT's OpenCourseWare is such a beautiful thing. Kudos to MIT for taking the open-source credo to the classroom.
Posted Sept 2, 2003 5:38 AM

What level of Hell are you going to burn in according to Dante's Inferno?
Posted Aug 29, 2003 5:30 AM

The Economist's update on the Big Mac Index
Posted Aug 26, 2003 12:34 AM

Guide to 2004 Democratic Presidential Nominees courtesy of The Lemon.
Posted Aug 20, 2003 4:04 AM

Advances in technology have led to the rise of "moblogging" (Mobile Blogging). Here's an example site.
Posted Aug 18, 2003 4:30 AM

Most underrated movies. The fact that neither Office Space nor Galaxy Quest wasn't on here renders this whole thing null, but it's still kind of amusing.
Posted Aug 13, 2003 2:39 AM

A message to Bush from the San Francisco Chronicle: "We watch you spin and hype and rage and scrunch your face in intense bogus prayer aimed at your bitter and self-righteous and homophobic God as your testes wither and weep." Unreal. You have to read this to believe it. via LGF
Posted Aug 10, 2003 2:09 AM

How to install Windows XP in five hours or less. Hilarious. via Geekpress.
Posted Aug 10, 2003 2:09 AM

DVD special features nobody wants.
Posted Aug 6, 2003 11:29 AM

This sure beats the Nigerian email spam I always get. via Geekpress.
Posted Aug 6, 2003 11:29 AM

Katie for President in 2036! This is so cute. Found it on one of my new favorite sites, Eject!Eject!Eject!.
Posted Aug 4, 2003 9:31 AM

The Wall St. Journal goes to Iraq. "Iraqis' greatest fear is that America will cut and run."
Posted Jul 29, 2003 4:37 PM

Are you on the list? Tech TV lists the Kazaa users who can expect subpoenas from the RIAA.
Posted Jul 29, 2003 3:17 AM

The Flash cat. Just in case your mom hasn't already forwarded this to you.
Posted Jul 28, 2003 9:03 AM

Maddox on X-TREME Soynuts and Hardcore Jell-O. Don't miss his new brand of banana chips.
Posted Jul 25, 2003 6:37 AM

The Lemon exposes lies about the war.
Posted Jul 23, 2003 12:25 PM

Wikipedia is what happens when you cross a blog and an encyclopedia. Interesting concept.
Posted Jul 21, 2003 6:37 AM

Can you find nine people in this picture?
Posted Jul 15, 2003 3:11 AM

Matrix Ping Pong. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 14, 2003 1:08 PM

Do men and women write differently? Some scientists have written a program that can determine an author's gender with 80% accuracy. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 9, 2003 1:08 PM

"I want to live in a country where the poor people are fat." Dinesh D’Souza on America.
Posted Jul 7, 2003 12:22 AM

Interesting points from both sides of the gay marriage debate from Goldberg and Sullivan.
Posted Jul 7, 2003 12:22 AM

QuorumCall.com Conservative opinion for the 18-30 crowd.
Posted Jul 3, 2003 9:14 AM

The meteor that may have changed the course of human history The impact that may have saved Christianity. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jul 1, 2003 3:04 AM

The letter toy Type in your phrase in the gray box on the top left and hit Enter. Yet another zefrank project.
Posted Jun 30, 2003 3:04 AM

XBox hackers blackmail Microsoft
Posted Jun 30, 2003 3:04 AM

PuppetTool Create your own animation. Check out their other experiments at the bottom.
Posted Jun 26, 2003 1:36 PM

What do your initials stand for? Run your initials through the Acronym Finder. The first thing that comes up for my initials is an N'Sync band member. This thing sucks.
Posted Jun 24, 2003 1:43 AM

Room for rent - with one small catch A great deal on a Manhattan apartment, as long as you don't mind swarming bees.
Posted Jun 23, 2003 10:01 AM

College kids drink lava lamp Evidently ingesting antifreeze from a homemade lava lamp will give you quite a stomach ache.
Posted Jun 23, 2003 10:01 AM

New political blog
Supposedly this guy has the inside scoop and lot of good insights. We'll see.
Posted Jun 23, 2003 10:01 AM

The Confluence Project
An attempt to visit each of the latitude and longitude integer degree intersections in the world, and to take pictures at each location.
Posted Jun 18, 2003 10:41 AM

How to act like a 13-year-old girl in chatrooms
Teenage girls explain that asking if your chat partner likes Led Zeppelin is a giveaway that you're probably a 40-something FBI agent. Like, duh. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jun 16, 2003 4:01 AM

Interesting points about Medicare
A good speech by the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Posted Jun 16, 2003 4:01 AM

Another fun Ze Frank drawing toy
Don't miss the kaleidoscope on the right.
Posted Jun 13, 2003 10:44 AM

The Nigerian Email Conference
Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone, shows you how to make money by email scams.
Posted Jun 13, 2003 10:44 AM

Play Connect Four online
For those of you not even trying to get anything done at work today. (via Geekpress)
Posted Jun 11, 2003 11:34 AM

Buzzword-O-Meter
Measure the buzzword density on any website.
Posted Jun 9, 2003 11:08 AM

Google viewer
See your Google results as a slide show.
Posted Jun 9, 2003 11:08 AM

Road trip through Iraq
Mark Steyn rents a car in Jordan and drives around Saddam's old 'hood.
Posted Jun 5, 2003 12:45 AM

Interesting career assessment tests
Scroll down for the free tests that help you determine what you should do with your career.
Posted Jun 4, 2003 6:12 AM

Send emails "from" David Still
While you're at it, don't forget to reply to some of his emails too.
Posted Jun 2, 2003 6:12 AM

Current time across the world
See what time it is in Aklavik and Kiritimati.
Posted May 29, 2003 2:58 AM

Movie trailers online
Putting your office's T1 connection to good use. (via jaceonline)
Posted May 27, 2003 8:32 AM

A park sign in Vancouver
This is cute. (via Geekpress)
Posted May 27, 2003 8:32 AM

A picture of the Earth from Mars
Putting it all in perspective. Scroll down to see Jupiter too. From space.com, via Metafilter.
Posted May 22, 2003 5:32 PM

Extreme kidnapping
Arrange to have yourself kidnapped. (I think the people pictured on the front are supposed to look tough and dangerous.)
Posted May 20, 2003 12:08 PM

How to fake a hard day at the office
White collar slacking tips from the Wall Street Journal. (via Geekpress)
Posted May 20, 2003 12:08 PM

County in Oregon seeks Klingon interpreter
Posted May 13, 2003 8:29 PM

A bunch of cool Flash games
Click on the "AMUSEMENTS" squares on the left. A couple of them are tired Bush/Blair jokes and one is a bit risqué, but overall they're really well-done little games.
Posted May 12, 2003 2:09 AM

Snoop Dogg at Arby's (WMV video)
The Doggfather works the drive-thru window at Arby's. Possibly the funniest thing you'll ever see.
Posted May 8, 2003 12:34 PM

Weight Watchers recipes from 1974
All the fancy photography in the world can't make the Chicken Liver Bake or the Jellied Tomato Refresher look good.
Posted May 7, 2003 12:34 PM

Interesting spam study
A scientific look at how spammers get email addresses and how to avoid spam. Don't miss the Conclusions at the bottom.
Posted May 5, 2003 6:12 AM

Ye Newe York Times covers the Revolutionary War
Ye Times keeps an eye on the "neo-Federalists" while lamenting the "hollow victory." (via jaceonline)
Posted May 3, 2003 3:04 AM

The political quiz
Interestingly, I got a 24.
Posted May 2, 2003 2:58 AM

Band photos that suck
Click on the band photos for comments from the editor.
Posted Apr 30, 2003 5:08 AM

Hollywoodhalfwits.com
A collection of ridiculous celebrity quotes. Don't miss the Hall of Halfwits on the left. (via jaceonline)
Posted Apr 30, 2003 5:08 AM

Bush prank calls UN
The Lemon is on the scene to cover this breaking news.
Posted Apr 28, 2003 11:23 AM

Write your own subtitles
This is great. Click on "Make and Send Your Movie" on the left.
Posted Apr 24, 2003 10:11 AM

Day by Day
Like Doonesbury but funny.
Posted Apr 28, 2003 11:23 AM

Treasury of quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister
Classic quotes from the most entertaining figure in the war, courtesy of welovethe
iraqiinformation
minister.com
.
Posted Apr 21, 2003 12:56 PM

Celebrity mug shots
Posted Apr 17, 2003 3:02 AM

Airtoons
Learn how to handle air emergencies like sitting next to dwarfs, party people, and frontin' sharks.
Posted Apr 14, 2003 8:19 AM

Politically correct fairy tales
Gather the family around and read about how politically correct children Hansel and Gretel chose to be eaten in order to respect the witch's cultural traditions.
Posted Apr 10, 2003 6:14 PM

The Lemon on De Genova's comments
My new favorite quote: "How much education do you need before you're smart enough to cheer for your own side in a war?"
Posted Apr 7, 2003 2:00 AM

Tongue Tied
A website dedicated to pointing out censorship from the PC crowd.
Posted APR 7, 2003 2:00 AM

New names for Iraq?
Jonah Goldberg suggests some names to set the mood for the new Iraq.
Posted Apr 8, 2003 6:48 AM

Et tu, BBC?
Bias at the BBC's World Service.
Posted Apr 17, 2003 3:02 AM

"This war could last for decades."
A collection of media and politican predictions about how the war would go.
Posted Apr 10, 2003 6:14 PM

Who's Smarter?
A comparison of the resumes of celebrities and the political figures they call "stupid" by Hollywood Peace.
Posted Apr 7, 2003 2:00 AM

More on Moore
The Wall Street Journal weighs in on Bowling for Columbine: "Some of the fact-bending and omissions could charitably be chalked up to really sloppy research. Others show a willful aversion to the truth."
Posted APR 3, 2003 6:45 PM

"Dig up your rubbish, it’s contaminating our soil"
That's what French vandals have to say about the graves of British soldiers who died fighting in France.
Posted APR 3, 2003 6:45 PM

Top 100 April Fool's Day hoaxes
My favorite is the Taco Liberty Bell.
Posted APR 1, 2003 11:09 AM

The truth about Bowling for Columbine
David Hardy reveals Michael Moore's creative genius when it comes to facts and editing. Don't miss the comparison of Heston's actual speech to that which Moore used in the film.
Posted Mar 31, 2003 11:09 AM

The Lemon
A pretty funny parody of The Onion. (via Geekpress).
Posted Mar 31, 2003 11:09 AM

Blog from Baghdad
Thoughts and comments from an Iraqi living in Baghdad. Most experts agree that it's probably legit.
Posted Mar 28, 2003 8:36 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things that are true
More hilarious insight from Jeff Kay.
Posted Mar 17, 2003 4:40 PM

Mapping social networks via email patterns
Wouldn't you love to see one of these for your company?
Posted Mar 28, 2003 8:36 AM

Presidents lists & records
Some interesting stats about U.S. Presidents.
Posted Mar 17, 2003 2:43 AM

Simple answers to stupid questions
Really funny. The first few are the best.
Posted Mar 14, 2003 12:59 PM

New words
A great list of newly coined words, including "leather spinster," "post-mortem divorce," and "gaydar." (via Memepool)
Posted Mar 14, 2003 12:59 PM

Eat An Animal for PETA Day
These guys should coordinate with Maddox. (Via Jaceonline)
Posted Mar 14, 2003 12:59 PM

Craigslist: Lord of the Rings Tribute Band Forming
"Do you really think after spending over 10 years creating an entire mythology from the ground up Tolkien would want some pussy shit like Enya as the soundtrack?" (via Best of Craigslist)
Posted Mar 11, 2003 12:35 PM

Censorship
Jesse Jackson doesn't want to hear what Amir Taheri has to say.
Posted Mar 11, 2003 12:35 PM

Play Trivial Pursuit online
Posted Mar 10, 2003 10:07 AM

Starting fire with ice
Cool survival tips from Primitive Ways.
Posted Mar 5, 2003 5:01 PM

Video from the NYC anti-war protests
Evan Maloney conducts interviews at a peace rally. Pretty funny stuff. (via Pigeonfarm)
Posted Mar 5, 2003 5:01 PM

Breakfast from hell
"Swanson's new breakfast takes it to a level which previously could only be achieved by eating entire alternate universes made only of prosciutto." (via Cruel.com)
Posted Mar 4, 2003 11:58 AM

Flash mind-reader
I *finally* figured out how this works. Whew! It was driving me crazy for a while.
Posted Mar 3, 2003 4:27 PM

Test your reaction time
See how fast your reflexes are. (via GeekPress)
Posted Mar 3, 2003 1:05 PM

What Europeans think about one another
A hilarious chart from The eXile's "18 Ways to Hate Your Neighbor: Europe's Lesson to the World."
Posted Feb 28, 2003 10:40 PM

Cool Flash toy
Make drawings with a Flash "marker". (via Richard S.)
Posted Feb 27, 2003 10:43 AM

Googlism
Type in the name of any person, place, thing, or event and find out what Google has to say about it. Really fun stuff.
Posted Feb 26, 2003 10:58 AM

An Iraqi's message to anti-war protestors
"Will you decry the hypocritical oil and arms commerce of France, Germany, Russia, and China with the butcher of Baghdad? Or are you only against US interests in Iraqi oil?"
Posted Feb 28, 2003 1:40 PM

Danger symbols reviewed
Lore Sjoberg suggests that the symbol for Corrosive seems to say, "Maybe just the first drop eats through flesh like a caterpillar on a mulberry leaf, and the rest is okay."
Posted Feb 24, 2003 2:50 AM

Why liberal talk radio doesn't work
Jonah Goldberg on Al Franken's new show.
Posted Feb 26, 2003 10:58 AM

Maddox on Daredevil
Another Maddox gem where I have no idea what movie he's talking about but love the review anyway.
Posted Feb 22, 2003 12:03 AM

Who's weirder: Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson?
ESPN asks, "Who's the biggest nut job in pop culture?" (via jaceonline)
Posted Feb 20, 2003 10:18 PM

ThriftDeluxe
You'll never have to shop for gifts for friends again once you find out how to make a lamp out of a cheese grater. (via Memepool)
Posted Feb 17, 2003 8:22 AM

The anti-Valentine's Day cards
A collection of pissy Valentine's Day cards, including "You'll Do" and "Please Don't Reproduce." (via Metafilter)
Posted Feb 14, 2003 3:32 PM

Mark Steyn on the American way
"World coverage of U.S. affairs is taking on the same stunted perspective as the old showbiz joke beloved of failed actors: It is not necessary that I succeed, only that my friends fail."
Posted Feb 12, 2003 3:04 PM

Lord of the Rings wedding outfits
This is really surprising -- I didn't know Lord of the Rings fanatics ever met anyone of the opposite sex.
Posted Feb 12, 2003 2:35 PM

Vegan cats
Only in America. Vegan pet food, along with tips for converting your pet to veganism. (via The WVSR )
Posted Feb 9, 2003 8:15 PM

Rent My Chest
I'm speechless. (ViaThe WVSR )
Posted Feb 5, 2003 12:45 PM

"The State of My Fat Ass"
The online diary of Jeff Kay, who put up a site "due to the shortage of amateur websites produced by assholes who consider themselves to be clever."
Posted Feb 5, 2003 12:45 PM

Are the media liberal?
NRO debates the question of liberal bias in the media.
Posted Feb 5, 2003 12:45 PM

Lord of the Rings as a Humphrey Bogart movie
This is really impressive. Now we know what it would have looked like if Lord of the Rings had been made in the 40s. (ViaMemepool)
Posted Jan 30, 2003 7:34 AM

Evil lair shop
Are you an evil villain who needs a place to hide from the forces of good? Simply go to villainsupply.com and choose from the Budget Lair with Mini-Dome, Under Sea City, or the Subterranean Island Base with Optional Volcano Upgrade.
Posted Jan 27, 2003 10:05 AM

Japanese emoticons
Instead of :-) they do (^_^). (via either Fark or GeekPress -- can't remember)
(Posted 1/27/03 10:05 AM)

Ninja Massage Therapist
More funny stuff from Lore Sjöberg.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48 AM)

The world in 1902
Really interesting statistics about life at the beginning of the last century. (via Geekpress)
(Posted 2/3/03 7:02 AM)

Ann Coulter on race-based admissions
Coulter points out that "everyone treats constitutional law as if it is an ongoing referendum about various public policy issues."
(Posted 1/28/03 7:27 PM)

Most Annoying Liberals of 2002
Now there's a contest with some tough competition.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48 AM)

NASDAQ heat map
View the price of companies in the NASDAQ-100 Index at a glance.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48 AM)

REPEAT: Bookworm game
I've already posted this but had to put it up again since I know some people missed it. This is probably the most popular link I've put up yet. Be warned: it's more addictive than crack.
(Posted 1/22/03 11:48 AM)

Best of Craigslist
The best content from the famous San Francisco message board. Some of my favorites:
     - looking for folks to join me in using turn signals
     - Looking to exchange girlfriend for peace of mind
     - Desperately seeking a new 49ers kicker
     - I need mono
(posted 1/16/03 12:20 PM)

"Why I Lost My Job as a Movie Tagline Writer"
Hilarious. The Jaws II one kills me.
(posted 1/10/03 4:23 PM)

If famous writers wrote books that were anagrams of their names
More anagram humor.
(posted 1/10/03 4:23 PM)

Fun brain teasers from the "High IQ Society"
Here's one: How totally annoying and insecure do you have to be to want to join an organization called the "High IQ Society"? The puzzles are cool though.
(posted 1/8/03 12:16 PM)

Best inventions of 2002
If you can get past the ridiculous photo on the main page, there's some interesting stuff in there.
(Posted 1/8/03 12:16 PM)

Billboards in Tehran
An interesting look at ads in Iran.
(Posted 1/2/03 8:34 PM)

Jen's collection of pregnancy info
For all you moms out there.
(Posted 5/2/04 8:34 PM)

Bonsai Potato
Why mess with real Bonsai trees when you can just use moldy vegetables?
(posted 1/2/03 8:34 PM)

Anagram generator
According to the site, "anagrams never lie." The first one listed for Buttafly: A BUTT FLY. This thing sucks.
(Posted 12/29/02 12:04 AM)

Business card cartoons
Some guy who draws cartoons on the back of business cards. (via Memepool)
(posted 12/29/02 12:04 AM)

Alanis lyrics generator
Some genius should do one of these for hatemail.
(posted 12/29/02 12:04 AM)

Fly Guy
So simple but so entertaining. (via Blogdex)
(posted 12/29/02 12:04 AM)

Excel games
Finally, games in a format that make it look like you're actually doing work. (via GeekPress, of course.)
(posted 12/16/02 2:06 AM)

Great Churchill quotes
(posted 12/16/02 2:06 AM)

Unique gift idea
This isn't a paid ad, I just bought a Venus Flytrap from these guys and think it's great.
(posted 12/16/02 2:06 AM)

Send this to all your friends who send you chain letters
A not-so-subtle hint (turn on your speakers). (posted 12/10/02 11:23 AM)

Alice in Wonderland word associations
Very, very cool. (posted 12/10/02 11:23 AM)

Rock-Paper-Scissors Society
Check the latest high-stakes tournaments and learn advanced strategies. (posted 12/4/02 11:23 AM)

TuckerMax.com
A guy who put up a website to allow women to fill out an application to date him. Be sure to check out his Studio Pictures. (posted 12/3/02 11:23 AM)

Mini-Putt
Another great game from GeekPress. (posted 11/26/02 2:23 AM)

Quotes from Office Space
A collection of quotes from the best movie ever made. (posted 11/26/02 2:23 AM)

Spot the hoax photo
See if you can tell the difference between real and Photoshopped pictures. Get enough right and you can advance to the next level. (via Geekpress). (posted 11/26/02 2:23 AM)

Another great game
Make the Smug Guy's Head Explode. Turn on your speakers to get the full effect. (via Fark). (posted 11/18/02 1:50 PM)

Radial Pong
Those of you actually trying to be productive today are going to hate me for posting this. (via Geekpress). (posted 11/15/02 1:24 AM)

Know your nerds
Maddox reveals the secret hierarchy of nerds. (posted 11/15/02 1:03 AM)

Oops
Fox News anchor slips up while talking about Jennifer Lopez. (via Fark) (posted 11/11/02 2:14 AM)

The Phobia List
I didn't see a phobia of listening to stupid people talk on there, but I live in fear of that every day. (Scroll down for list). (posted 11/11/02 2:13 AM)

Photos from the Wellstone "funeral"
Stunning. (Posted 11/11/02 2:11 AM)

Democrats vs. Republicans
A simple statement from jaceonline that will probably ring true with a lot of people. (Posted 11/11/02 2:10 AM)

Somebody has actually patented swinging sideways
From youmaybenext.com, a site letting people know that some company claims to have patented selling anything online. (Posted 11/11/02 2:10 AM)

Vin Diesel considering starring in a MUSICAL
This cannot be true. God does not hate us this much. (posted 11/11/02 2:14 AM)

Karaoke Dictionary
"Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today. The fun of karaoke meets the word power of the dictionary." (Posted 11/2/02 5:34 AM)

Odds of dying
Interesting facts about the odds of dying from various causes. (Posted 11/2/02 5:34 AM)

Flash turntables
Mix up albums by everyone from Biz Markie to Dolly Parton. Really impressive stuff. (via k10k)
(posted 10/28/02 5:34 AM)

"Kill the Popups" game
Don't miss the soundtrack -- turn on your speakers. (posted 10/28/02 5:34 AM)

Saddam's to-do list
The plans of the busy dictator, brought to you by the Daily Probe. (posted 10/23/02 4:32 PM)

Dictators & Sitcom characters
This endlessly amusing game will guess the dictator or sitcom character you're thinking of by asking you a few questions. (posted 10/18/02 12:03 PM)

Wonderful time waster
A cute word game that makes it easy to waste a lot of time. (via Madville) (posted 10/14/02 2:52 AM)

Fried Twinkies
Wow. (via Fark) (posted 10/16/02 1:32 PM)

My cat hates you
(posted 10/14/02 3:23 PM)

"31 flavors of ass kicking with a side of beat-down"
I don't like video games but think Maddox's ode to Contra III is hilarious. (posted 10/8/02 2:52 AM)

GoogleFight
Let Google be the judge. (via GeekPress) (posted 10/6/02 4:16 PM)

Timeline of war
An amazing volume of information. (posted 10/6/02 2:45 PM)

Hilarious responses to a Love@AOL ad placed by "metalchick"
The page takes a while to load but is well worth it. (posted 10/6/02 2:45 PM)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unlikely presidential biographies
Fark.com users compete to see who can come up with the most unlikely presidential book. (Scroll down). (posted 10/2/02 3:24 AM)

Two great Goldberg articles
In this article and this article Jonah Goldberg addresses each of the common arguments against invading Iraq. (posted 10/4/02 1:29 PM)

Chick flicks vs. Macho movies
A great comparison. (posted 10/2/02 3:03 AM)

POLL RESULTS: Popularity of GOP vs. Dems
A recent Gallup poll had some surprising results. (posted 09/30/02 2:25 PM)

Pave-France.org
An organization dedicated to paving France to make more parking spaces for Euro-Disney. (via Metafilter) (posted 09/17/02 7:01 PM)

You're invited!
The Iraq E-vite. (posted 09/17/02 5:58 PM)

Alarm clock adjusts itself based on traffic conditions
I never thought I'd have anything positive to say about an alarm clock, but this is pretty cool. (via GeekPress) (posted 09/24/02 4:21 PM)

Read the reviews for this product
(posted 09/16/02 1:58 AM)

I hate people!
This chick has made almost $10,000 since June. (posted 09/08/02 2:58 PM)

MP3 Case Study: Wilco
See what happens when a band makes their entire new ablum available online before it's released. (posted 09/05/02 12:58 PM)

WaitAllDay.com
Finally, a site that's a bigger waste of time than mine! (Notice the status bar in the bottom left of your browser.) (posted 09/04/02 3:38 AM)

Moon landing a hoax!
Shocking new proof of government cover-up. (posted 09/03/02 4:01 PM)

Blogs suck
Funny, and very true. There are some exceptions to this rule, but not many. (posted 09/03/02 3:56 PM)

A primer on political correctness
A guide for new students at UT (my alma mater). Love the photos. (Posted 08/30/02 1:43 PM)

The cult of multiculturalism
A good article I found on jaceonline. (Posted 08/28/02 11:59AM)

A pricelist for celebrity appearances
For the right price you could get Rob Zombie and Aretha Franklin to play your next party. (Posted 08/27/02 4:19AM)

A history of Michael Jackson's face
Not a site to visit while eating. (Posted 08/19/02 4:17AM)

Death to Spam
A guide to dealing with unwanted email. (posted 08/16/02 5:34PM)

Diary of a redneck neighbor
A man chronicles his life after a redneck moved in next door. (posted 08/09/02 6:02PM)

Sponsor a vegetarian
The Maddox creed: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three." (posted 08/05/02 12:47AM)

Cool site
This is one of those sites that I have no idea what it's for, but it's REALLY well-done. (posted 08/09/02 5:51PM)

John Holmes: An MIT science guy with an unfortunate name
This guy was a friend of a friend of mine -- very conservative and religious. It was always hilarious to hear about the emails he got from people who thought he was the famous porn star. (posted 08/05/02 12:43AM)

The entire works of Shakespeare translated into a single bar code
This is really cool. Click on any part of it to drill down. (posted 08/04/02 5:55PM)

Secret Sony letters prove rampant racism
Modern Humorist proves that Michael Jackson was really on to something. (posted 08/03/02 4:23PM)

A review of I Am Sam...
...by someone who was smart enough not to actually watch it. (posted 08/01/02 7:02PM)

A guy reviews his coworkers' kids' artwork
This is hilarious. (posted 07/31/02 7:50PM)

Find speed traps in your city
(posted 07/31/02 1:37PM)

American hackers keep shutting down terrorist websites
This was once the official al Qaeda website. (posted 07/30/02 5:17PM)

LESSON: How to write a biased article
1) First take a look at the results of this poll that was taken recently: click here.
2) Then read the article the Washington Post wrote about it and observe their struggle to find a negative way to spin the results: click here.
(posted 07/30/s02 10:02AM)

Music that's beamed straight into your head -- that only you can hear
Man, you could really mess with people with this thing. (posted 07/29/02 12:04PM)

Get a map of the distribution of your last name
You can only try it three times for free, so choose the last names you input wisely. And be sure to choose the "All Years" option. (posted 07/27/02 7:49PM)

Get a map of the distribution of your last name
You can only try it three times for free, so choose the last names you input wisely. And be sure to choose the "All Years" option. (posted 07/27/02 7:49PM)

Sounds like I missed a great speech
Inspired by this woman, I officially renounce capitalizing my name since it is an "invalid social construct." (posted 07/26/02 2:16PM)

Cool historical map collection
A ton of rare historical maps to look through. (posted 07/26/02 5:25AM)

I love it when life imitates The Onion
Compare this real article to this Onion article. Awesome. (posted 07/25/02 1:25PM)

Track your Congress member
Get notified any time your Representatives and Senators say anything on the floor of Congress. (Posted 07/24/02 5:10PM)

The Ninja Dispatch
Smite your enemies via email. (posted 07/24/02 5:01PM)

Internet privacy diagnostic test
See what anyone can find out about your computer (see all 7 steps on the left bar). (posted 07/24/02 12:31AM)

Track the growth of the Internet
Watch the internet grow in real-time. (posted 07/24/02 12:23AM)

The mirror project
A website devoted to people taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. (posted 07/24/02 12:11AM)

Jonah Goldberg: Beware using clichés as arguments
(posted 07/24/02 12:39AM)

New Onion archives
You can now read the best of The Onion's News in Brief blurbs. (posted 07/24/02 12:19AM)

Lost a lot of money in the market crash?
Some good advice. (posted 07/24/02 12:11AM)

Ass-O-Tron
Put an ass on any website. (posted 07/19/02 5:19PM)

The Google timeline
The story of 2001 told by Google search patterns. (posted 07/19/02 5:25PM)

The platform that could have won
Al Gore chooses from the Mexican wrestling league for his running mate. (posted 07/19/02 5:12PM)

The 1,000 Journals Project
1,000 blank journals traveling from hand to hand around the world. (posted 07/19/02 5:19PM)

The 5K Awards
A contest for web pages whose size is less than 5 kilobytes. (posted 07/16/02 10:23AM)

Googlewhacking
A game using Google where the goal is to enter two words into the search engine that will produce one result. (posted 07/16/02 10:20AM)

The Bullshit Generator
Don't go to your next meeting without this. (posted 07/16/02 10:12AM)

Colorgenics
Tells you about your personality base